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    March 03

    女子防狼术™

    爸妈回来了,最恐怖的人要回来了... 

      从线人小姑那里接到这个消息时我脑子中一片空白。开始语无伦次。我自由的生活就要到此为止了...当然一定要在他们回来前把战场收拾干净,这样他们会以为我还是好孩子来的。

      原定3月2日到的他们竟然2月28日就大包小包的回来了、可以想象没有收拾过的家:面包屑、袜子、衣服全部堆在了一起、老爸宝贝紫檀架上残留着的鞋印、Panther感冒还在发抖、床单上好象还遗留着Banshee的化妆品的香味。
      我妈知道我们两个睡在了一张床上后给了我一个耳光、理由是房子里有那么多张床我还是和banshee挤到一起... 老天爷知道我们是清白的...接下来的事情大家猜也可以猜到:我被迫搬到了三楼的小黑屋去了...

      三楼是个好地方、可以做自己喜欢的事情没有人来干扰,至少有时间可以写一些东西看看书。Jojo打电话告诉我乘地铁的时候有个男人一直摸她。她完全的被吓傻了,被人摸了一刻钟!我觉得有必要在这个空档写点什么,Action!

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     1对付在各种公共场所,趁人不备的时候向女生裸露自己的身体的狼
      当他拿出小jj的时候、你就要马上走开或者拿出电话做出要报警的样子,一般他们都会闪,但如果他跟着你可以放心的转身给他一个耳光。大家看到他裸露的小jj会帮你的。
     2对付在拥挤的公共场所,触摸或顶擦女生身体的狼
      遇到这种人其实最简单的方法就是大叫:小偷!他肯定会极力否认,你马上跟进说“不偷东西,你怎么一直往我身上贴(怎么一直摸我身上的东西)”他会在大家鄙视的眼神下滚的。
     3对付躲在不易被人察觉的偏僻路段,或利用晚上无人的时间作案的狼
      对于高级的狼,重点是不要怕他!如果他一开始就抱着你不放,那就咬他,直到他放手。在他要再次袭击你的时候立即用惊恐的眼神看着他的后方,并且叫"爸爸",在他向后看的时候立即抬起你的脚踢向他的ass。他一定会低下头捂着自己的宝贝,这时立即顺势向下按下他的头、抬起自己的膝盖给他的头一下、基本上他已经不能动了,趁机离开现场。
     
      只要稍加练习就可以防止那些色狼下手了。但千万不要用在我身上额...否则我就真的死给你看了

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    昨天我在火车遇见一个老爷爷摸偶的PP
    偶转身几乎脸贴着脸 直勾勾的瞪着他对他说
    你不觉得以你的年纪还干这种事很不合适么  我不想大喊大叫你最好给我管好自己的手
     
    那老爷爷当场愣了   我估计他是把我当日本妹了   在澳洲人眼中日本妹特好欺负
    他没想到惹到的是个中国泼妇。。。。。
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    FACING 2008wrote:
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    Aug. 3
    Woo Linnywrote:
    恩,要学学的
    July 1
    yyjwrote:
    会有用吗?
    Oct. 26
    颖 王wrote:
    Sorry,I mean you rock!汗颜自己英文太差,完全表达了相反的意思,太丢人了!(撤回前条没文化的发言,不好意思哦)
    Oct. 26
    颖 王wrote:
    It sucks!不过,但愿没有机会尝试这些招式啊~~~
    Oct. 26
    受教了,真希望早点看到就好了:-(
    May 21
    xunwrote:
    huhu~好文章,受用了!
    May 6
    Ciel 418wrote:
    我曾经遇到过两次暴露狂,第一次时9岁,第二次时11岁,那时的我还没有能力给一个三四十岁的男人一个耳光.......
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    空空wrote:
    照片里那灯好漂亮亮~!
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    Jiewrote:
    兄弟,你这够炫啊!
    Mar. 15
    佳 任wrote:
    呵呵~~~不错~~看来蛮有经验的嘛~~是不是道上的?
    Mar. 15
    enixwrote:
    好在没有这方面行动......冲动也没有...要不惨了...这么多女性同胞阅过......
    Mar. 14
    Ball Ballwrote:
    人气还是这么旺啊,再次回访!你教的三招记住了,希望不会有用到的时候。
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    haiger mawrote:
    这篇比较有用
    呵呵~~~~~
    Mar. 10

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